I've known for a while that my "boyfriend" is pretty lazy and thoughtless, but about six months ago he bought a dog from the flea market and after about a month I ended up being the one to take care of it all the time.  I love the dog, but I have two jobs already, and I have to come home in between to let the dog out and everything else.  So this week I asked him if he would start taking out the dog in the middle of the day.  He said he was too busy (yeah, at his part time job?)  So one day before I went to work I left the dog in the room with all his stuff, and didn't come back to let him out.  Well it worked out even better than I thought, because the dog chewed up his favorite shirt and urinated on his computer, and crapped right at the door, which he stepped in and slipped!  I laughed so hard at him.  Now he comes home to take care of the dog.

Toilet Cleanser      3-18-08    Sam J.